/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27629094
kek

>>24784136
They didn't. A tranny shoopd the clip. They were talking about sandlewood and supply chain use cases.

The only reason you were allowed to make it is because the new world order is already here. The elites propped chainlink just to mock you. They're laughing at us right now. You will get rich just as the entire world's economy switches to full socialism and UBI. It's over.

>>24066361
They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick it up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Tom called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Tom in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Tom left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

>>22680623
dude if Thomas didn't tell you this in slack it's a larp
>>22680547
turn on trip

>>22264112
Eric is that you bro?

crying or even showing any emotion over their losses.

Literally feel fucking nothing and i've held since around 30 cents. Any OG is numb to the swings by now. going from $1 back to around $0.20 felt way fucking worse than this by a factor of around 9000.

Its clear just how many faggots somehow managed to lose money on Chainlink being 9$. LOL. that sounds funny just to say

> Sergey unhappy and frustrated even though the talk seemed pre-recorded
> You can only present your scam at my smart Con if you use my scam
> Defi intellectuals cannot into zoom presentations
> No one bothers to dress up for an event; welcome to my home anon I live here
> Big things soon™
> Sergey worshipping Ari (again)
> Some people just read off of written speeches and it was painfully obvious
> Handful of actual tech demos
> Over 9000 heads just talking
Interesting stuff with Ed, John, Yorke, and Decco, not to mention Ari becoming CTO for link (Steve and Thomas btfo) but wtf is this what usually happens during these crypto events? I've just been tuning in to just link presentations for years ignoring the rest

>>21814428
But is it Chainlink verified?

>>20512221
Kek

>>20314930
>Spoon me
Okay bro here goes
> Chainlink is a price checker with a medianizer
> Threshold signatures is sergey taking pictures of adelyns brapper then posting them in gas threads on /aco/ to "save on gas"
> Mixicles is just ari juels favorite drink. He orders it every time the team pay for him to go to the Caymans
> Vrf is sergey personally rolling dice then uploading the results. He says "you can trust me"
> Service agreements were the big selling point but haven't been used so they were deleted. End of story.

It's just delphi raiding us bro
. They do this all the time

Help make chainlink diverse! Too many whites ruin the world don't you know?

Reeeee plaid man

Buy the dip I guess but imagine the smell

OpenLaw, ConsenSys, Accord..
European Central Bank

https://www.isda.org/event/london/isda-technology-forum-2019-11-06/
TODAY!
Actually, passed. Nothing?

>>16051336
Thomas told us in slack that sergey personally oversees the transportation of ISIS sex slaves. These are recorded on chain using Chainlink™ secure oracles. The only problem desu is chainlinks cannot tell the difference between input only that there is an input of a particular type. Sergey said the best way to solve this is to decentralize ISIS sex slaves by having them come from all over the globe.

>October 16 Barclays
R3, same as SWIFT, so nothing will happen.
https://www.creativeservices.barclays/ehome/barclays-derivhack-2019/invitation/

>November 6
https://www.isda.org/event/london/isda-technology-forum-2019-11-06/
11:45 AM Constructing Smart Derivatives Contracts
Aaron Wright, Professor Cardozo Law School and CEO of OpenLaw, ConsenSys
Peter Hunn, Founder, Accord Project

Something could happen?

>>15683636
>>15683648
Okay anons you're unironically the boss of an underground elephant hunting forum

So we get another blogpost? Frenando silenced a man punished for automating his twitter to like every post or perhaps he's just posting behind the startup account instead of his personal account.

All the intellectuals that used to post here now work for smartcontract.com and have signed ndas preventing them from larping, which leaves us with tranny numerology larpers and the dregs of society who bought after 2018.

https://decrypt.co/9037/chainlink-ceo-sergey-nazarov-mixicles-smart-contract-defi-privacy