/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59269964

>Henlo
>Hello
>Is this the IRS
>Yes it is
>I'd like to file my crypto taxes
>Go on
>Yes, so I invested in Nigga Butt Token and...
>...
>Henlo?

>That's correct, I just need a small loan of $1.5 trillion to corner the silver market.
>Yes, I'll hold.

>helno IRS
>I buyed 1 efferum and then swapped it for cumfart token on jeetswap and made $100,000 but lost it all when I swapped cumfart token for bingus coin
>yes I can hold

Guys I think I just missed the call. Will they call back?

>>58087539
fucking jew lurking around in biz

>>58024536

Henlo? IRS? Yes, I'd like to report my crypto taxes. Ok, so it was called NiggerFaggotTranny coin and.... henlo? henlo??

>>57868543

> Henlo? IRS?
> Yes, this is the (((IRS))) speaking
> I'd like to declare my crypto taxes please
> Ok, what coins did you invest in?
> It was called hidler, I invested $10,000 and..
>...
> h-henlo?

>>57801183

*NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER*

I connected my Coinbase wallet to Dextools and bought some, the transaction went through. What do I do now? I don't know where the coin is or how to retrieve it.

>>57367973
>he unironically believes elon will mention doge ever again after all the crytocuck insufferable niggers attached themselves to him worshipping him like a god in hopes hell tweet something out about their personal shitcoin they made
if hes a normal person, he physically cringes whenever someone says doge will be a payment option for x.

>>57254288

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

>>57252550

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER THIS PEN IS 200% NIGGER

I do good?

>>57195894

> Check pbtid
> Assume it's someone begging
> Doesn't actually read the thread
> Misses out on kino content

Nice one Jafar you idiot.

All good risk-reward options (INJ, KAS, XRP, etc) are unironically taken. No openings available. Either buy BTC right now or wait for later and keep those in mind as well as Blocklords and Doge AND Fantom.

>>57095812
>buy computer for 5k dollars to play Minecraft with shaders and mine some alts every now and then when I'm out working my wagie job
>It didn't come with an oiled up, semen slurping succubus futa demon included

>>57053963
funny idea. one detail though. wealthy people will catch up on your bullshit right away over just having pics of your new rolex and iphone, and that's it. where's your nice car? your nice apartment/house/condo? do you live in washington by chance? etc

wealth can't be forced, it's obvious and cringe when you do it. people in beoble are nftbros so i guess you can fool them easier.

>>57010519

> henlo?
> hello, this is the IRS
> I'd like to report my crypto profits and taxes
> Ok
> Yes, it was called pregnant obama and I invested $1000
> ....
> henlo...?

I make $28 to drive a forklift.

It used to be chill but with inflation in the past two years it aint shit no mo'

>>56597166
LATEST BURN UPDATE
589,337,725,730,946 left.

Hey guys.

Given the current state of finances and political turmoil, the majority of citizens in the USA are currently hurting since there is not much money being passed around right now compared to 12 months ago. Everyone with bags right now is holding onto them and being very stingy in different ways. Products are being cut to catch up to the drastic increase in inflation in never seen before rates. Additionally, most states are still recovering from the unemployment spike of the mid 2020 to early 2021.

What would you do in a situation where you are in the middle of this chaos, are 21 years old, have nobody at all to help with anything at all, and you have absolutely no assets at all, anon?

>>55498729
>What's up Dave. My net worth is $145K and I haven't had sex in 2157 days.

Henlo, I would like to tell you about our Lord and Savior, Roko's Basilisk. No, I will not hold.

Why aren't we all frens here?
I mean we are on a board interacting with each other every day and all we do is shit on each other instead of having productive discussions.
Also there are no black people on here so who exactly are you trying to hurt with THE racial slur?
Instead of shitting in my post please give me some financial advice anon, I need some money.
Have a nice day frens.

I work as a commercial real estate broker. I live in New England. Every single one of my sales last year was from mom and pop to a Pajeet or Chinese buyer. Do with this information what you will.