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>go to casino*
>convert $1,000 into chips
>sit at $500 buy-in no limit texas-hold'em* table
>put $500 worth of chips on the table and keep other $500 worth of chips in reserve
>pretend not to know how to play
>ante when required -- small or big blind
>throw away garbage hands but occasionally mix it up by anteing, seeing or betting randomly
>once you have a pocket pair, stay in the game for that hand
>wait for someone else to bet
>see their bet
>if someone else sees and raises, go ahead and see and raise the bet
>before the dealer places the last card, go all in by wagering all of your chips remaining from your first $500 on the table
>win the entire pot
>if you lose, buy-in with your remaining $500 worth of chips, but you will win anyway
>leave the table once you are up $500 or $1,000+
>play black jack for a while to decompress
>go to the roulette wheel
>place $100 on black a couple of times
>shout out a "yo-bet" (total eleven) of $500 when someone else is shooting and you *feel* that 11 is about to get rolled
>walk out of casino with about $5,000
>rent or get comped casino hotel room and fuck one of the prostitutes loitering around who look like this for $500 total
That's what I would do.
(Don't forget to tip your dealers.)

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>>13842714
dropped. found a replacement. get one of these, op.
>>13842730
not at 40.