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I have recently sold over $750,000 Canadian worth of copper pipe thst I stole from numerous construction sites on the east coast. It took me 2 months to sell all of this pipe and I will not go into detail on how / where I sold it but what I am wondering Is how can I move this $750k into bitcoin without any government questioning where the proof of funds came from? I missed the 2017 bull run so think of this as my way of playing catch up.