/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55235823
>triple digit IQ
Check
>decent work ethic
Check, but does day trading count as work to you?
t. Former public accountant who inherited his CPA dad's portfolio and is pissing it away slowly

>>55225081
>>55225151
Tenderize coomers with a mallet. Ionise coomers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate coomers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify coomers in a black hole. Curse coomers with the necronomicon. Trap coomers in purgatory. Bang a coomers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw coomers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry coomers in the vacuum of space. Fry coomers with power lines. Feed coomers ricin. Kneecap a coomer with a twelve gauge. Re enslave coomers. Sell coomers organs on the black market. Run coomers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw coomers into the grand canyon. Burn coomers with jet engine exhaust. Beat coomers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a coomers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice coomers to the sun god. Drop coomers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed coomers to sharks. Load a coomer into a cannon and shoot the coomers at a concrete wall. Keel Haul coomers under a galleon. Disembowel coomers with a bayonet. Strap a coomer to a cruise missile and launch it at a coomer neighbourhood. Drop coomers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter coomers. Lure coomers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a coomer to learn calculus, then kill the coomer anyway. Atomize coomers with a powerfist. Throw coomers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke coomers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at coomers from 40-story buildings. Throw coomers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze coomers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie coomers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot coomers with syringe guns. Defecate on coomers food stamps. Make coomers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire coomers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on coomers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate coomers with depleted uranium