/biz/ - Business & Finance

ATTENTION (((MARKET MAKERS)))
Yes yes you're all so very clever and devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

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I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking NAK. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand? I. Am. Never. Ever. Ever. EVER. FUCKING SELLING

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I will NEVER, ever sell my NAK. NAK at $15? Didnt sell.
NAK at $20? Didnt sell.
NAK at $25? $30? $50?... $100? $250? $500?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these NAK again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $1000 per NAK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy algos, I AM NOT SELLING. ANNOUNCEMENT IS OVER, FREE HENTAI AT THE COUNTER
*drops the mic*