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Whale here.
How do I avoid getting front-runned in Uniswap?
I tried setting my custom gas fee to "trading" (highest setting) but somehow it is hot enough and I still get front-runned by a few milliseconds by those retarded bots.

What the fuck? Is there any solution? should I just take the loss or fuck off Uniswap?

Serious post, please answer.

What's the deal with this coin and why do i have 400 on my metamask?

Is this piece of shit app.uniswap.org not loading for anyone else today or is it just me?

Am I too retarded or there is no such option there?

How big of a deal is "impermanent loss"? I've read up on it, but i'm still not completely clear

If i'm holding token XYZ, and i plan to hold it for the next 2 years without selling, am i a retard for not providing it as liquidity on Uniswap? Or would i be a retard for providing it as liquidity and getting fucked by impermanent loss if it mooned

I have been yield farming for the last two months. I understand why those drop and feel bad for those who hodl. But UNI seems different. Why would the founders exit scam now? They would of done it before they sent everything. This IMO, is only going up. Why sell? I'll just pretend I never got it if I lose everything. Worst case I cash out and buy a free chipotle burrito.