/biz/ - Business & Finance

Give me real options here, what economies are relatively stable? What businesses have relative stable incomes? What about war scenarios? What about cold war scenarios?

In light of recent changes to market sentiment, I officially renounce ownership of my previous analysis and provide new financial advice, said updated memo includes the statement that i dont know how many of you subscribe to "pump theory"
it's an day-trading strategy from the mid 2000s
but right now it's flashing a big, red warning sign for Citadel
simply put - GME is all out of "dump"
think of "dump" like mayo in the stomach of a Kenny
if a Kenny is out of mayo, he won't move
if a stock is out of "dump", it won't dive lower
the volume on GME indicates dwindling "dump" for a month now
$24 will be a short-term low, the last spurt of mayo that could be wrung from GME
and now we're going to see a "de-dump" to $800ish then another stock split to $800 almost certainly
around these levels, Kenny can replenish some of his "mayo reserves" for its next leg higher
but for now, i see no reason to sell a stock that is completely bereft of any "dump"

>>53123250
The mad man strikes again.

>>52441883

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>>51572408
>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>50789616
godspeed

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>Brokers
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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>Calendars
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https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>49523828
Why would you ever want them to be thinner? They're supposed to be thiccer each day.

>>49459232

I keep my entire net worth on celsius, including my full stack of >10000 linkies

>>29841661
It's easy.

You will need:
1lb Homemade beef jerkey made from lean beef (commercial jerky is not dehydrated all the way)
1lb Beef Tallow (butcher shop)
1 cup dried berries

Grate the jerky into a fine powder.
Render the tallow so that it becomes liquid - when you do this some crusty stuff floats to the top, it makes good dog treats but you don't want that crusty stuff in your pemmican.
Mix jerky powder, dried berries, and tallow
Let cool and harden

Fat (tallow) and salt (jerky) keeps the meat from going rancid. Berries add vitamins and minerals. 1 candy-bar size brick is enough nutrition for 1 adult for 1 day.

>>29724150
Very simple:
Don't.