/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54027528
Last breath pump before it craters another 20% tomorrow.

>>50055145
GUISE! Just got my wagie bucks! I could do something smart like hold cash or funnel into my IRA but that's for boomers and JEWS! Hehe I'm a 2k IQ GenZ and boomers fucked me over so I'm smarter. See how that works?

I'm going to put it all into crypto, which is of course, "digital gold" (unlike those boomer kike rcocks!). That and GME. Because I'm smart. And some bald Asian and Indian guy on TikTok told me that everything else is a ponzi and crypto to the moon!
Ok. Time to get on my high IQ RobbinTheHood app (which never fucked anyone over) and invest! Uploading my 1600$. Yep, definitely going to be a millionaire and those stupid boomers will cry when I move out of my slum in Bhar.
Ok, now it's time to crypto post to rope others in.

"WAITING ROOM WAITING ROOM! WAGMI! WAITING ROOM! BOBO MUMU SHOULDVE SOLD! 100K EOY! WAITING ROOM! hehe nice try Jew, but I'm smarter. Boomer stocks are dead. BULLRUN hehe I'm investing. Go educate yourself, boomer! Blockchain is the future and I have 1600$ "invested". You missed your chance bobo, it's moon time from here! Pajeet said! $1000 EOY! EWAITING ROOOOOOOOMMMMMMM"

No...it was a Jewish scam! No! This world is so unfair! Why didn't anyone tell me it was a ponzi! But it had so much use value that no one used! How is this...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOP THE COUNT!

I will be happy