/biz/ - Business & Finance

>My company would rather go under then pay us like 15% more so we can actually hire enough people to function.

The boomers at the top think it’s still 1985, Why are boomers like this?

I like to make women uncomfortable and scare them in dark alleys

DR;NS
OK;LG
1L=1L
SN=SN

>work for consulting firm
>client wonders why they get spike of monthly subscribers on the 1st every month
>we figure retarded consumers don't want to buy monthly subscription after the 1st thinking it resets each month
>suggest changing wording to billed every 4 weeks rather than billed monthly
>they do it
>no more 1st of the month spikes

What should I invest in to give my money directly to /smg/ autists as quickly as possible?
Are there any retards here selling way OTM naked calls for pennies?

>They are still posting christ cuck shit

>they are still talking about the dead jew in the /gme/ thread

>51235711
I like how obsessed you are with trying to make it uncomfy and yet failing. Impressive

Shills seem upset today

Good

So the new shill script has dropped. Better late than never I suppose

So one of the biggest events in crypto that has ever happened is going to transpire less than a month from now. It is also one of the riskiest events to happen with Ethereum. This all happening after half a year of downtrend and massive hedge fund liquidations.
And people are thinking other people will hold the asset BEFORE and DURING the event and then sell immediately AFTER it happens? Either I am a retard or the vocal part of crypto community is retarded. Can someone explain to a ???IQ anon

>>50972670
>anon tests to see if he really has diamond hands

>there are people on /biz/ that bought over 1 million LINK in 2017 for about $100k

Blockchain technologies were supposed to usher in a new era of peace, stability, and prosperity, but all they ended up bringing are delusions, economic collapse, and despair. What went wrong? Why have we strayed so far from our original path?

>>50606111
>Ethereum and the verge
>verge

>>50522695
the discord trannies are out in full force

>2009-2021: "Crypto is a hedge against inflation"
>2022 Q3: "I don't trust this pump. Did you see the recent insane inflation numbers? Economy is going to shit and taking crypto further down."

Uhhh luncchads… Le reddit is saying the burn implementation starts tomorrow.

>>50449304
>roddit
oh fuck we shifted timelines again

>>50409561
>>50409583
I figured it was just a shitpost, but I definitely remember seeing posts about it.

>>50408369
>Spoon feed me what smart contracts are
No, you had 18 months

I just realized that if the /GME general is always at the top of /biz/, which would require a lot of bumps, thus making it the most popular general on /biz/... Doesn't that mean that /GME/ is one of the most popular assets of /biz/?

Hello i'm Belgian

>>50189705
>GERN posting started because the chart was similar to GME
>Shills use this and start spamming to buy GERN instead of GME
>GERN up 40% YTD
what the hell