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I Need some job advice frens. I have a million in crypto (used to be 10mil) and the wife is upset that I sit at home all day because she can't tell her work friends about my cool job where I wrestle alligators for money. She wants me to do something. What easy and sounds good enough but that I don't need to work for an employer to be able to say I do it so she'll be happy? Pic unrelated.