/biz/ - Business & Finance

He's a good goy
bought some Chainlink
loves Sir Gay
and Boy Sminem too
He's a good goy
crazy 'bout TA
loves lambos
and his waifu too
and it's a long day
livin' in his mom's house
there's a pee stain
and the whiff of a fart
and I'm a bad boy
cause I don't even hold link
I'm a bad boy
for breakin' his chart

>>22747477
>>22747628
count me in *plays guitar*

>>21677848
>Oooooh baby, did you forget to take your meds, baby, did you forget to take your meds??????

I tried to swing 3k LINK at 8.10 into ARPA and got just'd lmao. Enjoy Valhalla brothers. I can't rebuy and only have 2k. Good luck boys.

>simeon caught red handed
>real zeus capital denounces fake zeus capital
>chainlink partners denounce zeus capital report as malicious slander
>nexo and chainlink both issue half-assed memos recognizing the scandal
>literally nothing is done
>link's price is now in freefall
>simeon is having a field day mocking linkies
>zero accountability
>linkies foot the bill
>mfw today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

>>20490776

>>20443732
>any coin that's not LINK is shilled only by chinks and poos
*smashes chords*
RLC is the new king of /biz/, sorry stinky!

Every link pump gets weaker and weaker... Looks like reversal is around the corner.

I'll be shorting $9.00, you do you

>>20375897
THEY QUOTED THE STROOMER

>iExec schizo is back

>>20344001
>>20344342
>>20344359
>>20344373
>>20344385

> price going down is good

The actual state of link cultists

> price discovery

*smashes chords*

WE MUST CRAB BETWEEN 4.60-4.80

Their will be no announcement from Chainlink. Some nodes will start using aggregation contracts and stake collateral, they'll announce it. Maybe they'll be link pool nodes and link pool holders will be able to benefit from it. Maybe not.

>weekly candle closing
>price dropping
,>crash imminent
How low we going boys

>+1%

*slams chords*

>>20096076
> I just don't understand the tokenomics

if you are not shorting LINK right now you will N E V E R M A K E I T

> So.. How's that pump going linkies?

*slams chords*
>say what?

No please 1 more dip i only have 3k LINK noooooo

>everything pumping out of its mind
>LINK fiddlefarts

This is going to be one of the hardest dumps on steaking and the project will basically fail because people will never use it for anything other than to PnD, which will completely fuck the tokenomics and make the whole thing useless. Sergey will realize this and just disappear along with the rest of the team. SWIFT and co will realize this, and begin to quietly remove any references they have to this embarrassing experiment which - who knows, might have succeeded if it wasn't for the retards who infest this place and run painfully obvious shill and fud campaigns. Many of you will experience the kind of hopium crash which actually kills people, and I suppose suicide is a fitting reward for some of the more smug retards who clutter up this board, but I hope it isn't all of you.

There will be no more memes, no more dreams of lambos or whatever NPC tier 'rich person's car' you've picked out in your imagination as you're left in the dirt holding a bunch of link bags. Even a fraction of the money some of you invested in link could have helped you make it during the next bull-run in a legitimate project. Imagine that. THAT is what you should be visualizing. Not your stupid fucking holiday home, not your imaginary future "faithful" gf / wife, nor an early retirement where you don't need to toil away at menial tasks for your betters from inside your 9-5 existential prison cell - you should instead be visualizing yourself scraping together what little money you have left in the wake of your devastation to try and ride something like BAT or Holo up, and your dream of MILLIONS OF DOLLARS suddenly becomes a much more realistic 10k-20k at most. I mean it's not bad - more than you intellectual runts probably deserve. You'll all see I was right. I always am.