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>>20278800
checked

this shit is going to $10 and beyond bros

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Ain’t that right, anon?

>>20022402
I literally cannot wait
What's the price at that market cap
Im gonna fucking make it

because a glowie decided to run a link partnered defi project with a progressive moon built into the token distribution structure.

Lets set out some facts about DMM and the current market environment:

1. DeFi will be the ICO craze that will set the net bull off. Interest rates will be negative across the board and conventional funds will start to look to crypto as a matter of course. Who will they be most likely to trust for steady gains? The project that glows the hardest of course.

2. The CEO of the Decentralised Money Market is Gregory Keough, a man who literally blinds people that look directly at him, on account of the fact that he is one of only a hand full of recipients of the CIA's Intelligence Star. This is the rarest of military honours in the United States, awarded to those that have displayed extraordinary valour and courage in the line of duty. The vast majority of these are handed out to undercover operatives that have died in the glow of duty, so God only knows what Greg had to do to get given the Intell Star. Likely stealing Ayatollah Khamenei's nuke plans or going undercover in Al-Baghdadi's harem to set up the drone strike that rekt ISIS's leader.

Now I'm not saying that Gregory Keough definitely took 20 miles of goat-fucker cock to obtain the Intell that eventually led to the destruction of the Islamic State, but it is likely that this was the case.

He shines like burning magnesium, and like I said at the start, when the big money rolls in they will see this sneaky glowing suit as a beacon of solidity in the volatile environment of crypto.

3. Coinbase will be onboarding many more DeFi projects in the cominf months and have partnered already with DMM.

Hahahahahaha the old thread isn't even dead yet you sick fucks.

Things are starting to get spooky desu