The excitement and pump of the coin has literally PUMPED my boner to new levels. Knowing I'm going to make it makes me plan for the handful of virgin wives I'll be able to acquire. Hell, I might hire a crew and make a youtube/tiktok production out of it like an extremely misogynistic version of the bachelor. Imagine a whole season of an average guy talking to most shit on roastie American women to their face, kicking them off the show, while gorgeous virgin wholesome foreigners treat the man like a prince and also treat the American roasties like the whores they are. Lanieball in the flesh (what's her real name) would make an appearance in the show too. She'd of course think she's on celebrity bachelor/bachelorette or something, but BAM, gottcha bitch, it's 4chan IRL.