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so basically if i'm getting this correctly we were about to go into full downtrend mode since even Nvidia failed to save the market and somehow fucking dumped even after topping all possible estimates (making it clear that the big boys just used the surge in buyers to dump their bags even with all the analysts going apeshit about nvidia hitting 600 and above) and macro, technicals and fundamentals were finally starting to matter
then suddenly and for some inexplicable reason, in the very last bastion the market had before falling into the abyss which was jackson's hole, fed boomer says they'll just stay put in september (which somehow STILL causes a massive fucking dump as soon as his speech finishes), yet it throws us into endless crab loop because now a mass of terminal retards are somehow sticking to the argument that everything is A-OK now that hikes won't be hiked in september even though literally EVERYTHING ELSE in the economy is crashing and burning?
you're telling me i was THIS close to the greatest orgasm ever since the 2020 panic, yet now i'm gonna be fucking blueballed by this shitty ass crab market for who knows how long?