/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58047509
cheers bro
we all gonna make it!

>LINK pumps 15%
>...
>30 threads instantly created
>Shills and fudders crawl out of the woodworks and arguing
>Retards FOMO'ing with their 3 digit life savings and spamming threads asking whether they will make it
>Pajeets smell fresh blood and start spamming their rugs
/biz/ as comfy as always.

>tfw white
>tfw rich (relatively)
>tfw long USA markets

>>57302365
Work? Every day? I have no idea what you mean

>mfw i sold in november
Feels comfy and safe waiting for April.

>>57120613
>mfw collecting $600 in staking gains per day

I have 5M of this coin, if it corrects I will double the stack to 10M otherwise gl all, I'll be happy with my 6 figs from this coin if it does hit 10c.

>>56731266
dont work at all: can shit and piss whenever you want

>>56564702
>In the midst of his "it's so over" I found within myself a "we're so fucking back"
Thanks, I'm stealing this

>>56483507
what's wrong anon?
I'm feeling comfy

Feels bad to have missed out on it at microcap but I ain't complaining if I hit mid 6 figures off this coin alone in the bull run

Is it? I think I'll stay in bed for another 2 hours today

Oh noes, is that your alarm clock? Better rise and shine wagie! Doesn’t matter that the sun isn’t even up yet, time waits for no man, and neither does Mr. Shekelstein. He needs you to slave away to get him those hard earned shekels. But its okay. You’ll have two or three hours of free time tonight after you sit in traffic for two hours trying to get home.

And what will I be doing all this time? Well, my novel is almost finished, I believe I’ve told you about it before, and I’m learning three musical instruments. Basically I’m living as man was meant to live. I haven’t even had to leave the house in a month. So no sitting in traffic for me.

Have a nice day!

>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Oh noes, is that your alarm clock? Better rise and shine wagie! Doesn’t matter that the sun isn’t even up yet, time waits for no man, and neither does Mr. Shekelstein. He needs you to slave away to get him those hard earned shekels. But its okay. You’ll have two or three hours of free time tonight after you sit in traffic for two hours trying to get home.

And what will I be doing all this time? Well, my novel is almost finished, I believe I’ve told you about it before, and I’m learning three musical instruments. Basically I’m living as man was meant to live. I haven’t even had to leave the house in a month. So no sitting in traffic for me.

Have a nice day!

>>55519593
>Fully WFH dev
>6 figure income
>Get up at 9:30am and flip computer on, go get myself breakfast because no one checks
>Work only 4 hours, spend 4 hours playing vidya/practicing guitar because work gets done on time and that's all that matters
>"Clock off" early (means 1 alt-tab), continue enjoying life
I am never fucking going back ever. I'm stacking crypto and other assets while living in semi-paradise, I'm currently in the stratosphere, just need one last push into NEET heaven.

>>55169088
first pepe best pepe

>>55104735
First thing you need to do is lay down the Alcohol and cigs and drugs.
That is constantly leeching money away from you.
Its a waste and will just ruin your health making things exponentially harder.
Substance abuse is only for the already rich so get your shit together.

Next thing you do is reducing how much you spend on Food, stop buying goyslop. same reason as for the drugs.
If you need food you can always go dumpster dive behind grocery stores.
Thats FREE food thats not even spoiled.
You can do this at night during your nightwalks.

Next thing is you need is some tax free Money and you need to get started and there are several ways here.
Do you know what a catalytic converter is?
its a mandatory expensive piece of shit under most cars. Walk around during your nightwalk and check for cars, google on your phone what these catalytic converters cost and then take one out, replace it with a PVC pipe so its not discovered quickly.
depending what catalytic converter you took its up to 1900€ profit. you can resell them on ebay or ebay kleinanzeigen.

You use the starter money to get supplies to Grow weed at home.
Begin growing some plants and then go hang out at your local hippie weed shop.
make some friends and aquire some customers.
now you have an untaxed income, cash business.
scale this up until you make enough money so you dont depend on the government anymore so nobody will check on your bank account.
Invest that money in crypto bluechips.

additional sources of income:
>become a PAID janitor for shitcoin telegrams/discord and get paid in shitcoins that you will swap for bluechips
>learn about web3 and become a developer working from home

>>55005870
>no hours to get ready for work since dont need a job
>24 hours a day doing whatever I want
>can eat lunch whenever I want and take as long as I want
>no commuting to anywhere
>can sleep whenever I want, perfectly rested every day
>open some webpage and click on "claim", suddenly made more money doing nothing than some wagecuck who slaves away his life

take the NEETpill

>>54842636
From like 2014-15 (possibly longer, I stopped actively browsing in 2016), like half the threads on r9k had some variation of this as the OP pic.

That was probably the peak of this website. The preceeding tendies threads and the NEET/wagie threads were bangers every time. It really played into the absurdness that made 4chan great.

>>54807276
>I only have 177 shares.
>only
You're gonna make it anon.

>>54585018
$15k was actually the intergenerational global bottom

>9 hours of sleep
>no work at all

And I can do whatever I want today because I'm financially free

>>54382870
I have been a NEET for 19 years.
who gives a shit about contributing to "society"? fuck Society.

you didn't miss the global bottom, right?