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SO CHAINLINK - THAT'S THE BLOODY THING WITH CHAINLINK. IT'S LIKE - IT'S LIKE YOU DECIDE- OK, SO LETS SAY YOU MAKE A PRETTY GOOD PROFIT BUT YOU GET FUCKED ON EXCHANGE FEES AND YOU FEEL ITS NOT THE PROFIT YOU THINK YOU DESERVED. NOW YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED A ANOMALY. YOU'VE COME DOWN FROM THE TREES AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT A SNAKE. THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST STICK WILL BE PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES, MIGHT I ADD, BECAUSE HE'S THE GUY THAT'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE. AND YOU'RE SITTING THERE LOOKING AT THIS GUY, OK, AND YOU THINK TO YOURSELF, THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS. AND IT BLOODY WELL IS. WELL YOU HAVE A CHOICE. AND BY THE WAY THE FIRST MONKEY WHO LEARNED HE CAN HOLD A STICK IN A RAINSTORM AND MAKE A FIRE STICK, THAT GUY WAS PRETTY POPULAR WITH THE LADIES TOO AS YOU CAN WELL IMAGINE. WELL SO YOU HAVE A CHOICE. YOU CAN QUIT CRYPTO, YOU CAN STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT, YOU BECOME A WAGE KEK. IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE EH. AND BELIEVE ME, THAT IS NOT. A ROUT. YOU WANT. TO GO DOWN. IF YOU FOLLOW IT ALL THE WAY DOWN, YOU CAN EXTRAPOLATE THE RESULTS OF NOT INVESTING IN LINK ALL THE WAY TO GENOCIDE.

AND THAT'S NO JOKE BUCKO.

I got one hundred thousand dollars. What coin do I go all in right now? I don't diversify. Give me the direct moon mission to kill it and win at life forever.