/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14837395
plebbit tier fud. kys rakesh

There will be no alt season. Alts will all crab or dump for eternity. No more 100x moon missions. It's all over. It's already fucking July 2019 and literally nothing is happening. Time to sell everything now.

>>13216241
>Please tell me more about what a successful early adopter you are, anon.
Kys

>>13082666
>666
oh nononono Linkies on suicide watch

>>12600000
I have something to sell in case you don't expect it to drop to 2k first

>>12545930
>26 years old
>Only make 21k a year.
>Have acct/finance degree and coding skills, internships, etc.
>Only thing i have going for me is that i have no debt.
>Applied to 2000 jobs in the past year and couldn't get one.
My only hope now is crypto.

the redditor chads bought in ico and are now dumping on gullible /biz/tards

>>12388595

might I offer you an option anon

> we bull now
How can i short my life?

never, just short it all the way to 0 bobo

>>11809031
Except it's not a currency. It's just some bullshit that a private company prints for free and dumps on retards in exchange for actual currency whenever they feel like. I swear to god the average IQ of an XRP holder must be lower than tron.
>XRP cryptocurrency will be worth $10,000 a coin

>>11787696
I'll sell you some rope for 100 stinkies. LINK isn't going to moon for at least a year buddy. The moonboys on this board are going to mass suicide when it dumps on mainnet launch.

>>11678492
If it doesn't, you're gonna see a lot of news stories like "30 year old incel hangs himself in parents garage" in February.

>eth
>not etc

>>10857641
>cpa
>easy
You have never worked in accounting. Kys.

>Be me
>Meet this incredibly hot European girl last Summer
>we hangout for like a month doing a lot of fun things and hooking up.
>Summer ends
>She goes back to Europe
>was doing pretty well with crypto at that point. Told her all about it and she was really impressed with it.
>Promised her i would go visit her.
>Market crashes. Portfilio falls 90%
>mfw i don't have the money to go visit her anymore.
>keep telling her i can come visit soon.
>she tells me this week that she has a new bf.
>Sends me a pic of her and her Chad boyfriend cuddling together.
>mfw couldve been me if crypto didnt fuck me.

I-it's gonna be ok right guys? The market will recover right? Mommy? I didnt lose the love of my life, r-right?

>>10357222
Kek lots of Boomers aren't even living to 70. Theres been an epidemic the past 10 years of lots of white people dying in their 50's and 60's. Google deaths of despair.

>>10230261
The day of the rope nears closer

>>10064511
Then you aren't a rich millennial dumb fuck. Stop LARPing and unironically neck yourself.

So what you bobs trading your 100k qash stacks? LINK?

>>9988992
So we all should just hang? Its just magical internet money.