/biz/ - Business & Finance

Today's news from the battleground.
>GME DEATH SQUADS HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED BY COMMANDER COHEN
>BEAR HUNT 1 HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO ANDREW LEFT'S HOME TO EXECUTE A WRIT OF BANKRUPTCY
>WALL STREET IS BEING CONVERTED INTO AN INDEPENDENT CITY STATE
>CRAMER HAS BEEN APPOINTED OVERSEER DUE TO HIS COLLABORATION, BUT WILL BE PUNITIVELY ASSIGNED 'BOOMER'-CLASS HUMAN RIGHTS DUE TO REDDIT AFFILIATIONS

>>25112750
Not living alone but I woke up at 8:30am today, bought a single TSLA call daily, sold it at 9am for $1k profit, and went right back to sleep. I made all my bills twice over without even getting off my back. It's certainly doable, buttttttttt

it's easy to think about the ez greens. Nobody buys an option thinking it's a bad idea, they only reach that point when its too late. I could have lost $700 and if I relied on the market for subsistence, that would have been a fucking pain. Get a part time job and a cheap studio apt at least if you truly intend this.