/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50588978
i bought this at 4 dollars, still holding

I can't seem to get a job anons! At this rate my only options left are retail and fast food. Call centers? They don't want me in all likelihood in many cases I suspect. So much for all the experience I've gathered. Pfft what a waste this college degree was. To make it worse I keep missing all these easy money making opportunities had I just done it I'd have 2x'd my money and wiped away my losses. Why am I like this!? When I finally have courage and take the leap I inevitably lose. Why!? This just keeps happening.
>Finally get the courage to make a bullish bet, elevator plummets through the ground straight to the center of the Earth.
>Finally get the courage to make a bearish bet, elevator blasts through the ceilng like the Willy Wonka movie elevator