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>>30028935
>And at any moment we could poop it...
Teehehehehehe

This will fundamentally change the game of cricket for the better. Fair dispute resolution, no more dodgy lbw or no ball calls. Umpires will be held accountable. So very keen on this sirs.
VAR has nothing on PNK.

>>24744299
Down under fren

Here is the pnk redpill. It was created by the Sri Lankan Cricket Association as a decentralized way to contest no ball calls against their prized spin bowler Muttiah Muralitharan. This plan was devised during the 2008 friendly series played against Australia, where the Aussie crowd relentlessly ridiculed Muttiah, calling him a "chukka" while managing to influence umpire decision and help guide the home team to victory.
In this series the home umpires called many legitimate bowls as no-balls much to the distressing of the SLCA and fans watching worldwide. Upon returning home the SLCA joined forces with influencial figure and Indian hero, Sachin Tendulkar. For years they schemed of a way to over rule these decisions and cement Muttiah as the greatest soon bowler of all time. A title currently held by all round chad and rebound sex pest Shane Warne. Tendulkar is responsible for the pajeets, he used his influence over the nation to scrape together some spaghetti code called kleros then used his guidance to lead the pajeets here.
The project is shit and Muttiah will always be a chucking cunt who can't bowl for shit.