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Where will you move once you made it through your crypto investments?
I hold 1k LINK and I will move to Indonesia for the following reasons:
>azn girls are short and cute
>they are the only asians with big butts
>indonesians have high social cohesion
>the murder rate is 50% lower than here (germany)
>everything is cheap (i wont make it with 1k in germoney, but 1k link is plenty in SEA)
>literally 17000 islands to choose from
>abundant nature, lots of beautiful beaches
>great historic sights like Prambanan and Borobudur or whatever those are spelled
>easiest language to learn besides english

try to FUD indonesia, I'll wait.
Indonesia is the Chainlink of locations.

Tell me where you plan on moving to.