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>>15646724
Go to London
> Ohh wow look at Big Be-
>smushedbytruck.exe or STABBED.COM
Go to Burgerland
>Get shot
>Get robbed, comply with robbers
>still get shot
Go to Eastern Europe
>Get buried alive by mafia
Go to Germany
> Go to jail for visiting the Chans without a vpn
Go to Caribbean
> Get stuck because of hurrican alert
> Find your waifu raped, beaten and murdered by locals

I think I’m going to stay right here in my mommy’s house thank you very much. I’ll just have escorts over when she goes to her therapy sessions (which are fucking bullshit all she does is complain about how my room is such a mess, how I’m such a failure who plays vidya and masturbates all day.)

I WON’T NEED MY CUM SOCKS WHEN MY CRYPTO MOONS BITCH MOMMY, I’ll be able to buy any gf for how many hours I need get stimulate my desensitized cock to the point of orgasm!