/biz/ - Business & Finance

Look at the sad timeline of big5.
>a Chad
>model girlfriend
>owns his own handyman business
>owns rental properties
>happily shilling big5 without a care in the world because of "mid teens"
Turn the page
>Goes to mexico to bang a tranny
>posts gay porn and gets banned from /smg/
>girlfriend finds out about his trap fetish and leaves him to bang a pasta nigger overseas
>moves in with his sister
>lost everything
and by far the worst thing
>unironically buys 3k worth of HMNY
Last chapter (future)
>LCI's dead cat bounce collapses on itself and the company gets delisted
>LCIguy gets kicked out of his sisters garage and breaks into pendulums cuck shed for a place to stay
>LCIguy gets pimped out by chad Gproguy12 and starts sucking dick for Gopro shares
>Ends up becoming a trap and doing "girl", on "girl", stuff with the trap who originally gave him full blown AIDs
As LCIguy would say "I'm not just sure about this, i'm HIV positive."

>he bought LCI
>he unironically takes his stock advice from a meat head trap lover who lives with his sister while his wife has sex with black guys
>LCIguy unironically considers LCI SP going just above half what he paid for originally a "win"