/biz/ - Business & Finance

it's over

>Today, we would be fundamentally excited to announce the release of see see —
>*BLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>Deafening air horn sound interrupts the announcement
>VCs take over the intercom system with their New Oracleless Summer (((just to draw more attention to Oracles)))
>Coindesk begin round the clock shilling of APU2 and Witnet
>VCs begin mass helicopter money funding rounds by attaching money to the overhead fans at ETHCC then turning them on
>Crypto devs fight tooth and nail for that sweet VC pay day
>Sergey stares at the carnage as USDC banners unroll from behind him shilling CCTP
>Rory facepalms in disgust

>>53823486
And NOT A SINGLE mention of chainlink.

>>52870055
2 more weeks then it's 2023 and you wait 11 months and 2 weeks for another update that it's delayed for security. It is now 2024. WYD?

>>52794440
>We've just rebased stLINK for the first time, distributing just under 90 LINK in rewards to stakers. Ahead of general access, we've increased staking limits another 4x so reserve more space to stake LINK now!
Holy fucking shit this reads like a jeet scam. I can't believe it's real.
>Rebase
>Exclamation points
>Celebrating 90 LINK dish out between all the retards in this scam
Lol, lmao even.

>you want... bucket drums???

>>50950844
checked and based.

>>50582927
>timestamp
>>50582933
>digits
>>50582955
>digits

>>49835546
>>49835580
>Sergey personally shills DMM, Celsius, Bancor
>All fail and made out as complete scams
>Crickets and copium from bagholders
kek.