/biz/ - Business & Finance

Dear /entg/, let me tell you how this strange trick helps this pasty, nerdy zoomer make five figures a week by doing nothing more than sending a bunch of emails...

And it's completely legal, and endorsed by President Trump himself!

Here's what Tim Cook, CEO of Apple Inc. had to say on the matter:

"We are very proud to gain recognition in the eyes of the God-Emperor of Mankind, and are grateful that he's creating a positive environment for zoomers to grow professionally and become valuable members of the workforce"

Here's how YOU TOO, can make middle to high five figures weekly, by exploiting this "financial back door" to the Federal Reserve...

All you need to know is...