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Are Fake-Christian "Tech-Guys" Too Loyal to Their "Pyramid-Tribes"?

The fake-Christian, childless geriatrics have tried very hard to auction off the future of money to foreign teenagers. Who knew that young Evangelicals who talked like Frodo would grow up to be Boromir, snatching arbitrage algorithms from little boys while saying "it could've chosen anyone!"? Then again, this is the generation that enslaves with student debt, kills our friends with opiates, and strangles our grandkids with global warming. I don't know what they want the world to look like when they preach "financial incentives are everything", especially since their yearly medical costs are more than our salaries.

Imagine fearing the face of God so much, you have to inject yourself with the blood of the young to try to slow down your aging. What kind of evil have you done in your life to fear death that much?

Imagine having lost so many steps, that while your left hand invests millions in medieval anti-aging therapies, your right hand's "tribe boy" steals millions from promising biomedical engineers. That has to be a sign you've lost a step, right? If the left hand doesnt know what the right hand is doing? There's a reason geriatrics aren't supposed to answer the telephone.

>>23127904
>FUCK YOU MONEY

>>22923080
>My portfolio is worth more than your house I don’t give a shit about earning a couple $.30 algos

You're such a rich genius master crypto trader that you're trying to "flip" a coin that almost never pumps

>Technically I'm still up so I'm actually okay with watching my portfolio crater by 90%
>And anyone who sold is still dumber than me!

>>22564552
>taxes.

>Over. Sold.