/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58169174
Sir

good morning TSLA has reached maximum cope and seethe territory
>guiding for maximum 250,000 cybertrucks/year in sales, ever
>not a single peer manufacturer is interested in licensing FSD
>the continuing "plan" for stopping the precipitous margin erosion on existing models is "margins will improve some day"
>even analysts with bullish price targets not only have nothing nice to say, they are out there this morning openly shitting on another trainwreck earnings call
you will make more money daytrading BTC right now today than you will in TSLA for the next five years

>>56833444
number checking

>>56411256
they're suicidal, that's what
>>56411282
faisal was born in 1970, and the first generation x world leader if i am not mistaken
boomers are officially over. the levant will never be the same.
>>56411316
see? no one cares
at a certain point when two parties have been fighting long enough, a critical mass of outside observers cannot side with one or the other, all of the context has been lost
the only solution left is to disenfranchise both sides, to shut them both up
>>56411319
only getting started. the actions of the fed and treasury are no longer aligned. gold will set new highs in all the world currencies that matter, and any that they don't -- well you might consider moving there, if you have a family
>>56411608
you should wait, you're going to get heemed for the next 2-3 years
>>56411732
risk assets will be zeroed, goodbye crypto
>>56412219
no
>>56412350
>thinks he is capable of incredibly complex options strategies that absolutely nobody teaches
>needs a calculator
>>56412507
you're actually a year late, and, this may not keep working much longer

>>55330698
I ain't traveling to India to kick your ass.

good morning you bloody bitch bencod bastards by sweet vishnu we do the winning today

>>54628213

>>54616751

good morning sers why is the needful happening

I'd like to make an announcement that I purchased 1000 genuine shares of SOXS company at close yesterday, and I am scared

i just market bought 20,000 link. what am i in for?

good morning sers do not redeem the chainlink i repeat do not redeem the ticker link

>LINK/BTC
>-84.22%
>LINK/ETH
>-91.12%

>>54319456
You need a shitcoin sir. Please do the needful sirs

Imagine if March CPI comes in hotter than expected ooo I can only get so hard

>>54298495
sers do not redeem the fud

>>54200619

The USD is rising my basterds

Eh it's all pretty boring. We're just going to trade in this range until some really shitty earnings comes out either this quarter or next. Finna just set some alerts to see if the market is actually moving so I can come shitpost.

Boring wait until The Great Redemption.

>TESLA
Meanwhile, my portfolio of 50% Dollar General and 50% $WM has thrived.

What bear market are you all talking about? There's no bear market if you invested in good companies. You aren't buying ETFs with shitcos in it ARE YOU?

Good morning baggie bhenchodes. Just clocking in for my shift.

Something very far under the radar, NEPT has been eaten alive. 5m market cap, however they own majority of a fairly large baby food company Sprout. Strong possibility they get bought out for Sprout alone and whatever else the company was doing gets liquidated. They've got earnings and a conference call on the 16th so if you want a spicy microcap lotto this week outside of FOMC that's one to play.

Good morning sirs. I see the stock has went up in the After market Hours, has Chobanhi bhenchod done the needful?

>>52562117