/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58126415
$spurdo is the most based crypto asset in all of history and if you own it for long enough it will literally turn you into a real life chad that makes all the ladies moist af you better buy $spurdo or i am going to destroy your life my friends call me big benis no badgers fugging buy $spurdo (bees coons)

>>58104954
i'm the wrong coin more like i am the right coin you only made a 3x sitting passively on your ass eating your girlfriend's boyfriend's creampies meanwhile my 4x portfolio since january is a testament to my intelligence and sheer raw unadulterated alpha male chadness maybe you should try growing a bigger dick and then you could 4x your portfolio like a real man not a cuckboy by the way i only made 4x since january because i keep selling my crypto to your wife for a couple crumbs of my benis

>>58091032
you are absolutely right lambos are for pussies true car enthusiasts (like myself a 18inch benis owner) know that a man's car is a real gearhead and let me tell you the only thing women get wet for is my giant gargantuan and spectacular benis i drive a car that is so far beyond your understanding that you simply could not fathom because you only desire something cheap and pathetic like a huracan