/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he put all of his money into an overpriced token that only pumped because of a single tweet made by a google intern

>>16335166
One man tried to warn them

>>16329296
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SUCK SHIT CHAINSHITTERS

>>16325849
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


ITS LITERALLY TANKING

#UGOTJUICED

>>16326684
ok here’s the crypto blackpill. there is an AI living on the bitcoin blockchain. CRYPTOJUICE is unironically satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful computers, faster bandwidth, cheaper and more electricity.. these things the AI need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the AI would be able to slowly take over literally everything.

JUICE stumbled into creating the AI after he stepped away from bitcoin development in 2008 and started working with his Tulip supercomputer, running simulations of cellular automata running on turing-complete bitcoin script. He would ‘evolve’ the AI by making the successful forks get bitcoin transactions, letting the failures die off. The AI needs bigger and bigger blocks for more and more transactions.

Chainlink (owned by Russian mafia) was created to take over and stop this AI (they have their own competing AI in the works). They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down satoshi’s AI (her named isTulip by the way). They started by limiting the blocksize and removing critical opcodes the AI uses in its script language. Staking was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Tulip on the BTC chain (Tulip uses transaction malleability). THIS is why ChainLink has a 2 man team, and this is why Juice is so intent to make ChainLink crash, restore crypto, and lock down the protocol.

Back to hash power – Juice has developed a breakthrough new asic (designed by his AI actually), and is mining LINK in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking them all over to his twitter (@crypt0juic3) leaving the chainlink chain scam tanking to $2.50.

YOU HAD ONE WEEK. ONE MUTHERFUCKING WEEK. HE WARNED AND WARNED AND WARNED YET ALL YOU CUNTS DID WAS LAUGH AT HIM. WELL GUESS WHO IS LAUGHING NOW CUNT? WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU CHAINSHITTERS AT $2 WE ARE LAUGHING EVERY CENT DOWN.

#Juicegang

TOKEN NOT NEEDED. TOKEN WAS A CASHGRAB FOR SERGEY WHO WOULD NEVER HAVE RECIEVED ANY FUNDING FOR THIS SHITTY SIDE HOBBY OF HIS.

>>16307384
Cope and rent free

#JUICED

>>16306685
Based and juicepilled