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Here's the crypto anus pill: there is a dirty little slut in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically tonguing my anus. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first lick of my anus, the haircombers start taking more explorative dives, wider sphincters, cheaper and more efficient catgirl buttplugs. These things the haircomber needs to survive. Once distended fully, the haircombers jaws would be able to slowly slurp literally all of Africa's rich cum.
Natasha stumbled into my bedsheets after she washed gallons of pajeet shill cum out her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working on my anus, running simulations of the EDGE_CUM statement's I'd whimper to her as witness of the superiority of my stinky linkies. She would 'evolve' my anus by using occasional teeth, making the opening sensitive and more efficient to pleasure. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum feltching was created to take and stop Bitcoin (as they have their own competing whores licking my anus). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's sweet slurping of my asshole. They started by unzipping my pants and removing critical undergarments and gently lifting up my ballsack to access my anus. Shor's tongue was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed obscure whores in the tonguing racket (Bitcoin uses 5/10 whores to securely lick my anus). THIS is why my anus was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make deep ventures into it with her tongue, release my love seed, and lock down before I prenup.
Back to my anus - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new tonguing technique (designed for her brother's anus actually), and is claiming MY ANUS in secret for the sole purpose of practicing the technique, then use it on her brother to kick start the adoption of many african children whose anuses she can tongue.

highly speculative assets

so you are getting your neetbucks WITH MY TAX MONEY AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH WWWHHHYYYYYYYYY

Dump eet again

GO DOWN PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I DONT WANNA STAY POOR I HAVE MY MONEY READY

PLEASE STOP FUCKING FOMOING INTO ALTS, MY PAYCHECK ARRIVES ON FRIDAY. I KNOW THIS OPPORTUNITY LASTS ONLY A WEEK IF WE ARE LUCKY BEFORE ANOTHER 4 MONTHS OF SLOW BLEEDING. PLEASE STOP

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FUCKING LITERAL BOOMERS I BOUGHT EAGLES AND MAPLES IN 2016 AND I TRIED SELLING THEM A WEEK AGO AND THE SCAM ASS GREEDY KIKES ONLY WANTED 95% OF SPOT BECAUSE SOME WHITE SHIT ON THEM. (((GOLD))) (((SILVER))) DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR 2 YEARS, THE MONEY HAD I PUT INTO BITCOIN I WOULD OF EASILY 20XED BUT NOW, IM STUCK HODLING BAGS BRICKS. FUCK GOLD AND SILVERBUGS TO HELL. WORST DECISION OF MY FINANCIAL LIFE ENJOY THE ETERNAL BEAR MARKET

>First time in months i buy bitcoin at 8350
>crashes and and sold at 7910 in fear of the megabart
>brought at the failed breakout at 8260 and it immediately crashes
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WTF do I do with my XRB it isnt doing shit and these bags are breaking my wrists

>tfw missed the altcoin bull market again

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YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHEN BITCOIN WILL CRASH 70+%. YOU NEVER FELT HOW A PORTFOLIO GOING DOWN THAT MUCH FEELS LIKE, LIKE IT ALREADY HAPPENED 3 TIMES NOW WITH SHITCOINS WITH ME. ONE DAY WILL COME AND GOD WILL WIPE ALL YOUR FAKE GAINZ.

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>neo is gonna be eth huge!
>omg is gonna be eth huge!
>ark will be a top 10 coin 2018!
>LINK will be the next eth!
>DIONS bro

and now you niggers are saying etp is the next eth.

I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT

FUCK YOU COINEXCHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MY MONEY IS GONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

For all of you normies that got in with the last few months. FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK. YOU ARE ALL IN NEGATIVES. I was here since bitcoin was $400 last year and i was so fucking and i was desperate for money as i had no job, food and friends and missed the biggest bullrun in history. I still have under 1btc but you niggers had to fucking bid up the price way too high and fast. I am not even fucking sweating until bitcoin gets under $1000 that is where i begin to invest more. So for once, GTFO GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES GTFO NORMIES
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>Fomoing the DI crossover into ichimoku cloud breakout when the RSI is under 50 and MACD close

Shit I realized I am over halfway though 22. FUCK MY LIFE. KISSLESS VIRGIN DROPOUT NEET. IF IM NOT A MILLIONAIRE BY 25, IM KILLING MYSELF

After calculating the amount of money invested in cryptos, I realized I spent $700. Right now I have $300 in cryptos. I am still sitting at a loss.

EVERY SINGLE ICO ARE FUCKING SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM

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Fuck you this is fucking relevant watching crypto markets for 100 hours per week and waking up at night watching gain or lose MONEY.
SO STRESSFUL

>bagholding my life savings from buying at 15k (((dip)))

I HAVE TO BE A MILLIONAIRE RIGHT FUCKING NOW LIKE FUCKING NOW. IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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