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I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is kekking at baggies.

I'm here on the boards of /biz/ at 4channel.org, where reddit natives called "baggies" lurk in the shadows. Their diet consists of $1 ramen and estrogen pills and they spend most of their time jerking off on their discord which is why the baker is always late. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure them out, to see their fabled sting. Also known as a "sneed", the baggies sneed is mostly harmless and if anything is hilarious. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there in his mom's basement. Do you see it? Oh wow, 30 open reddit tabs? Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the baggie is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sneed.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Kek baggies!

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning in my sides
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
They are leaving orbit!
oooooooowwwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

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I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is calling the janny a nigger.

I'm here on the boards of /biz/ at 4channel.org, where a vicious beast called "the janitor" lurks in the shadows. His diet consists of hot pockets, and he spends most of his time jerking off to blacked on his anime body pillow which is why he leaves cuck threads up. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure him out, to see his fabled sting. Also known as a "ban", the janitor's sting can hurt for up to 3 days on average, but in rare cases, have had residual effects for a lifetime. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there in his mom's basement. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the janitor is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sting.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Janny... you're a nigger.

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my entire ip address
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
You can see it turn black around the border of the ban screen
oooooooowwwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness