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How the FUCK do I keep the government from pulling an FDR and seizing my PMs by executive order?

I'm into a new relationship and I made the mistake of over-performing in bed. I have turned my new gf into a freak that is addicted to my perfect 6 inch cock. I try to just hang with her but after ten minutes she is already reaching into my pants and stroking me until I get horny. The sex is relentless, 1 or 2 hour sessions 3 times a day. I feel exhausted and depleted in minerals and vitamins, it surely can't be healthy to coom so often, especially in my early 30s, and it has been affecting my trading :/ I'm not even sure if I want to make it anymore, the offer of sex is a greater motivator than having it on demand.
Let this be a lesson to you all.

>graduate from uni with a useless language and business degree
>self teach myself programming
>work and study my way up to senior back end dev
>apply to my alma mater to do a part time Msc in cyber security, citing my extensive experience
>Admissions office: "We're afraid that you do not qualify for this course, may we recommend you try these computer science conversion courses that prepare you to become a viable programmer

How do I get my own back on the admissions office roasties?

If a girl has an email address on her instagram profile does that mean she is a prostitute? What sort of email should I send to enquire about her services?
Also, most importantly, how can I profit from it?

For all of my life I have had awful eczema and no cream or medication stops it. I also have hemorrhoids which itches constantly.
How am I supposed to make it? I'm constantly tired as I sleep restlessly from the allergies, so my colleagues think I am underperforming as I'm working with a huge sleep deficit all of the time. It also affects my relationships as I'm less fun to be around.
When I was between jobs I could stay in bed for 10+ hours, and I was like a different person. Cracking great jokes all of the time and full of energy. I simply can't have a normal life under these conditions, and my colleagues all think I'm incompetent because I live constantly with a huge sleep deficit.