/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51226850
Sergey was reciting from the Book of Truth when the audio faded. He asked the moderator, a feeble weasel of a faggot called Crypto Mew Two, what verse he was reciting and Mew Two stuttered like a RETARD claiming listeners had heard the verse before and reciting from the Book of Truth resulted in no price action.

!!!

The ceremony had to be halted and the digital fibres were cleansed by high order cultists from the Seventy-Seventh Truth Legion. They performed the Ritual of Fair Sequencing Service on Sergey's modern router and the conduit for Truth was blessed again.

Heil Sergey!!!

Praise Truth!!!

Shame the sinner CryptoMewTwo!!!

>>51168843
>"Today we have a very special guest joining us today for Home Cooking, please welcome Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink!"
>[canned applause]
>Sergey waddles on stage wearing his trademark flannel shirt
>"Great, thanks uh thanks for having me"
>"Sergey Nazarov, of course, ladies and gentlemen, is the famous "Oracle Man" from a once Dark Horse Cryptocurrency solving a problem that many commenters at the time said did not exist"
>"Yes, yes that's true Mary-Anne we at Chainlink had humble beginnings and one of the fundamental strong points that a small two man start-up can have is a solid community out there that understands the type of work we are doing and supports the vision that we at Chainlink have for the Blockchain ecosystem and for the larger world out there."
>"Sergey, is it a pleasure to have you here today to show us how you cook when you're not developing Decentralized Oracle Networks or DONs as they came to be known to every household around the world. Now everyone interacts with a DON and, in fact, many people, the viewers at home and in the audience, could not imagine a world without Chainlink DONs, how does that make you feel?
>"Great, ya great I think it's great that many people took an interest in truth and decided to find out where their data is coming from and how consuming the right kinds of data pushes us as in a society beyond trusted brand based promises into a trustless state as close to truthfulness as I think is possible given the current technology we have and [sergey pauses to catch his breath) and human nature and the many other problems we have in the world today"
>"Excellent just excellent Sergey it is always a marvel to listen to you speak about these matters. What do you have for us today?"
>"Today I am going to show the viewers how to cook a Big Mac with just the ingredients you have a home..."

>"Today we have a very special guest joining us today for Home Cooking, please welcome Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink!"
>[canned applause]
>Sergey waddles on stage wearing his trademark flannel shirt
>"Great, thanks uh thanks for having me"
>"Sergey Nazarov, of course, ladies and gentlemen, is the famous "Oracle Man" from a once Dark Horse Cryptocurrency solving a problem that many commenters at the time said did not exist"
>"Yes, yes that's true Mary-Anne we at Chainlink had humble beginnings and one of the fundamental strong points that a small two man start-up can have is a solid community out there that understands the type of work we are doing and supports the vision that we at Chainlink have for the Blockchain ecosystem and for the larger world out there."
>"Sergey, is it a pleasure to have you here today to show us how you cook when you're not developing Decentralized Oracle Networks or DONs as they came to be known to every household around the world. Now everyone interacts with a DON and, in fact, many people, the viewers at home and in the audience, could not imagine a world without Chainlink DONs, how does that make you feel?
>"Great, ya great I think it's great that many people took an interest in truth and decided to find out where their data is coming from and how consuming the right kinds of data pushes us as in a society beyond trusted brand based promises into a trustless state as close to truthfulness as I think is possible given the current technology we have and [sergey pauses to catch his breath) and human nature and the many other problems we have in the world today"
>"Excellent just excellent Sergey it is always a marvel to listen to you speak about these matters. What do you have for us today?"
>"Today I am going to show the viewers how to cook a Big Mac with just the ingredients you have a home..."

>>51167077
>"Today we have a very special guest joining us today for Home Cooking, please welcome Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink!"
>[canned applause]
>Sergey waddles on stage wearing his trademark flannel shirt
>"Great, thanks uh thanks for having me"
>"Sergey Nazarov, of course, ladies and gentlemen, is the famous "Oracle Man" from a once Dark Horse Cryptocurrency solving a problem that many commenters at the time said did not exist"
>"Yes, yes that's true Mary-Anne we at Chainlink had humble beginnings and one of the fundamental strong points that a small two man start-up can have is a solid community out there that understands the type of work we are doing and supports the vision that we at Chainlink have for the Blockchain ecosystem and for the larger world out there."
>"Sergey, is it a pleasure to have you here today to show us how you cook when you're not developing Decentralized Oracle Networks or DONs as they came to be known to every household around the world. Now everyone interacts with a DON and, in fact, many people, the viewers at home and in the audience, could not imagine a world without Chainlink DONs, how does that make you feel?
>"Great, ya great I think it's great that many people took an interest in truth and decided to find out where their data is coming from and how consuming the right kinds of data pushes us as in a society beyond trusted brand based promises into a trustless state as close to truthfulness as I think is possible given the current technology we have and [sergey pauses to catch his breath) and human nature and the many other problems we have in the world today"
>"Excellent just excellent Sergey it is always a marvel to listen to you speak about these matters. What do you have for us today?"
>"Today I am going to show the viewers how to cook a Big Mac with just the ingredients you have a home..."

>"Today we have a very special guest joining us today for Home Cooking, please welcome Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink!"
>[canned applause]
>Sergey waddles on stage wearing his trademark flannel shirt
>"Great, thanks uh thanks for having me"
>"Sergey Nazarov, of course, ladies and gentlemen, is the famous "Oracle Man" from a once Dark Horse Cryptocurrency solving a problem that many commenters at the time said did not exist"
>"Yes, yes that's true Mary-Anne we at Chainlink had humble beginnings and one of the fundamental strong points that a small two man start-up can have is a solid community out there that understands the type of work we are doing and supports the vision that we at Chainlink have for the Blockchain ecosystem and for the larger world out there."
>"Sergey, is it a pleasure to have you here today to show us how you cook when you're not developing Decentralized Oracle Networks or DONs as they came to be known to every household around the world. Now everyone interacts with a DON and, in fact, many people, the viewers at home and in the audience, could not imagine a world without Chainlink DONs, how does that make you feel?
>"Great, ya great I think it's great that many people took an interest in truth and decided to find out where their data is coming from and how consuming the right kinds of data pushes us as in a society beyond trusted brand based promises into a trustless state as close to truthfulness as I think is possible given the current technology we have and [sergey pauses to catch his breath) and human nature and the many other problems we have in the world today"
>"Excellent just excellent Sergey it is always a marvel to listen to you speak about these matters. What do you have for us today?"
>"Today I am going to show the viewers how to cook a Big Mac with just the ingredients you have a home..."

>"Today we have a very special guest joining us today for Home Cooking, please welcome Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink!"
>[canned applause]
>Sergey waddles on stage wearing his trademark flannel shirt
>"Great, thanks uh thanks for having me"
>"Sergey Nazarov, of course, ladies and gentlemen, is the famous "Oracle Man" from a once Dark Horse Cryptocurrency solving a problem that many commenters at the time said did not exist"
>"Yes, yes that's true Mary-Anne we at Chainlink had humble beginnings and one of the fundamental strong points that a small two man start-up can have is a solid community out there that understands the type of work we are doing and supports the vision that we at Chainlink have for the Blockchain ecosystem and for the larger world out there."
>"Sergey, is it a pleasure to have you here today to show us how you cook when you're not developing Decentralized Oracle Networks or DONs as they came to be known to every household around the world. Now everyone interacts with a DON and, in fact, many people, the viewers at home and in the audience, could not imagine a world without Chainlink DONs, how does that make you feel?
>"Great, ya great I think it's great that many people took an interest in truth and decided to find out where their data is coming from and how consuming the right kinds of data pushes us as in a society beyond trusted brand based promises into a trustless state as close to truthfulness as I think is possible given the current technology we have and [sergey pauses to catch his breath) and human nature and the many other problems we have in the world today"
>"Excellent just excellent Sergey it is always a marvel to listen to you speak about these matters. What do you have for us today?"
>"Today I am going to show the viewers how to cook a Big Mac with just the ingredients you have a home..."

*Sigh* I thought we were past this. Tokens do not need communities Erica Wall said so.

Again I have had to start a Chainlink general because number 2 just became a bit hot in there for me and I needed a safer space to spam my fud posts!

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>>50925555
checked

>>50429981
checked trips. based