/biz/ - Business & Finance

>wall street wriggles its way out of something that was by all means its own fault, at the taxpayers expense
>gov't gives tiny wrist slap to hedgies, some limp-dicked restrictions placed
>maybe a few /biz/tists make it out a couple thousand richer, but american working class will pay the price, not hedgies
>The Simulation loops the above every 10 years or so, just long enough that oldheads will be too jaded and tired to care and youngbloods won't know just how hard the game is rigged
>repeat ad infinitum
>???
>Profit
% chance of the above occuring?