/biz/ - Business & Finance

'ate fudders
'ate trannies
'ate niggers
love me mum
love the norf
love RYCEY

>>25514392
I for one will never buy stocks that arent SPYCEY

>>25500493
Don't worry.

A short investing story:
>Be me
>Tired, lonely, low T
>Get told by a Chad that I need to invest my money
>I ask what to invest in
>He tells me to go RYCEY, grow some hair on your chest
>Buy 1000 shares
>Dick gets bigger
>Ejaculations are more violent
(You are here)
>Fast forward 12 months
>RYCEY is trading at $22 a share
>Life is good
>Laugh at people who didn't invest, when it was dirt cheap
Don't fuck up

Investing now into SPYCEY RYCEY is the easiest money you'll ever make. Any post after this that fuds it will boost RYCEY 1% on Monday.

>>25450635
That's the first time in quite a while I've seen a thread die without another one to replace it. Everyone is shitting themselves over BTC, which is a sign of the top. Me however? Heh, I'm sitting comfy acquiring shares of RYCEY.

>>25436783
Imagine someone telling you,
>hey kid, give me $100 and in a year I'll give you back $1500
Imagine saying no to this

>>25365433
A new year
A new journey for SPYCEY RYCEY

>>25311453
We all knew SPYCEY RYCEY would pull through. The fudders didn't realise what they were up against.

Will /smg/ youtube anon become the youtube version of CLF-FAG but for RYCEY? Find out next time!

>>25295202
That's the spirit

Hope you bought RYCEY at open

>>24990452
'ate lockdowns
Love me RYCEY

Buy the RYCEY dip tomorrow

So now that the dust has settled. It's safe to say now is the time to buy RYCEY

>>24946050
I'm here so make it 21 people
Also buy RYCEY

>>24930481
It's crabbed for 3 straight days. I think the bottom is in.

Oh I forgot to tell everyone, buy RYCEY. It's bottomed out.

>>24892182
SPYCEY RYCEY isn't for the weak of hands. Those that tough out the winter will be rewarded

You know what to do

>>24863758
Fuck yeah!!!!!

>>24832792
None of us know. Calm down have a mid strength beer, and a kebab, and calm down.

First for RYCEY not finishing red for once in my fucking life.

>>24799019
Unironically bullish for SPYCEY RYCEY