/biz/ - Business & Finance

ALTIFA MANIFESTO

1. PUNCH A PONZI - We will no longer let maxxie fascists troll our bags without trolling back twice as hard.

2. WE WILL NOT BUY YOUR BTC BAGS UNLESS WE'RE BUYING ALTS WITH IT - The maxies are lying to us. An all in BTC portfolio of 2 ponzies or less will never change your life. The only way to make chad gains in this space anymore is by buying, trading and hodling alts. This is the most important "use case" BTC will ever have. If you're looking for a conservative investment buy a savings bond instead.

3. ALL ALTS MATTER - In the Altifa kingdom there are no Vetards, Salty Walties or Stinky Linkies. We are all united as one. Unified in a mission to make as much money as possible and get out, cause deep in their heart this is what "maxxie" fascists also want. They will not win.

ALTIFA MANIFESTO

1. PUNCH A PONZI - We will no longer let maxxie fascists troll our bags without trolling back twice as hard.

2. WE WILL NOT BUY YOUR BTC BAGS UNLESS WE'RE BUYING ALTS WITH IT - The maxies are lying to us. An all in BTC portfolio of 2 ponzies or less will never change your life. The only way to make chad gains in this space anymore is by buying, trading and hodling alts. This is the most important "use case" BTC will ever have. If you're looking for a conservative investment buy a savings bond instead.

3. ALL ALTS MATTER - In the Altifa kingdom there are no Vetards, Salty Walties or Stinky Linkies. We are all united as one. Unified in a mission to make as much money as possible and get out, cause deep in their heart this is what "maxxie" fascists also want. They will not win.