/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55253579
bro the market is bleeding out its asshole right now fucking calm my ass/home/analogic/Pictures/biz/1637256589226.jpg

Chainlink isn't even dead, it's just on life support like every other alt token.

I find it funny how the Link FUD far outstrips any other FUD on /biz/, despite far more juicy FUD targets like GME, BBBY, Memecoins, and all the other L1 dead shitcoins in the top 50..

I strongly suspect these are Link holders false-flagging FUD to generate conversation and keep Link on page 1 of /biz/.

>>54579775
This but unironically.

>B-but muh indicator said 100% chance of dumping!!!!!

What can I say, I'm a dippy slurping afficionado.

Remember when the second largest crypto exchange collapsed in a way that would make Enron blush?

Remember when BTC's price barely dumped in response to this?

Bobos are fucking retarded, BTC has already bottomed out harder than me inside your sister.

>>52283226
YOU DARE DOUBT ME

>They're going to dump BTC below 19k again to suppress the sti-nk smart!co_n pump
>People are still in denial that such things have been happening for 5+ years

SLLLLUUUUUUUURPPPP...oh yes my dear....SLLLUUUUUUUUUURPP....quite tasty indeed...is that....dare I say....SLUUUURPPP...a TASTY DIP I see?......slurp slurp....hmmm...yes...quite so my fellow apes....slurp....quite tasty dip yes very much so .....SSSSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUUUUURPPPP....ah yes...and also....a hint of....slurp....diamond hands.....quite epic my dear....slurp...but oh yes...this will do nicely....slurp.....please my dear....another if you please....a nice big red candle now....
Oh you dirty dip... SLURRRRRP....the way you drop that wick low... sluRrrrRP...no man could resist... hnnnng...you want my tether don't you baby? you're such a naughty dip... slurrrrRP...come here daddy needs to eat you up...hng...h

>>50252889
137,000 BTC isn't even half of a weekly candle in trading on even the lowest-volume weeks. Even assuming every single justed nigger sells (they won't) or uses these to short it might drive the price down ~10-20% more.
Bobo you've had one of the longest and deepest bear-runs in the history of BTC over the last 7 months. Don't get greedy and short the bottom for a ~10% gain. Your greed will get the best of you.

Return my cheapies to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Slurphalla

Put a bullet in bobo's skull. Slurp the dip. Return my cheapies to me, and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.