/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCK THIS SHIT, JUST MARKET SOLD MY 70 LINKS I'M NOT LOSING MORE MONEY FUCK

>we are entering the biggest bullrun of our lifetimes

>bought the dip
>it keeps crashing
I DON’T WANT TO PLAY IN MR $5400 HOUSE MOMMY

A liberal segwit evangelist homosexual SOIBOY corecuck developer and blockstream shill was teaching a class on Bitcoin Core, known shitcoin.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bitcoin Core and accept that it is the most highly-evolved blockchain the world has ever known, even greater than Satoshi Nakamoto's original vision!”

At this moment, a brave, anarcho-capitalist, pro-fork early adopter champion who 1500x’d his initial investment and understood the necessity of low transaction fees and fully supported all scaling decisions made by Jihan Wu stood up and held up a chain.

”How long is this chain, brainlet?”

The arrogant corecuck smirked quite villainy and smugly replied “It has been 3404 days since the genesis block was mined on the January 3, 2009, you stupid cashie”

”Wrong. Bitcoin Core isn't a P2P electronic payment network secured by POW as defined in the whitepaper, it's a centralized settlement layer for bankers.”

A liberal segwit evangelist homosexual SOIBOY lawyer professor and blockstream shill was teaching a class on Bitcoin Core, known shitcoin.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Bitcoin Core and accept that it is the most highly-evolved blockchain the world has ever known, even greater than Satoshi Nakamoto's original vision!”

At this moment, a brave, anarcho-capitalist, pro-fork Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of low transaction fees and fully supported all scaling decisions made by Jihan Wu stood up and held up a chain.

”How long is this chain, brainlet?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite villainy and smugly replied “It has been 3403 days since the genesis block was mined on the January 3, 2009 , you stupid cashie”

”Wrong. Bitcoin Core isn't a P2P electronic payment network secured by POW as defined in the whitepaper, it's a centralized settlement layer for bankers.”

>>8194177

>shorted at 6.5k
>feeling smug at 6k
>immediately rebounds above 6.5k
>i-i-it'll go around back down to 4.7k
>7k, 8k, 9k, 10k, 11k
>WTF, I guess JPM is right, we're going to 16k
>finally close short at 11.7k

>>7063760
>>7063765
BIGOTS. Screenshotting this and posting it on tumblr.

Trying to get a grasp on what goes on in corecuck minds. How does trusting questionable 3rd party software to solve the fundamental issues of your non-functional coin fit bitcoin's original plan and purpose? How is using a potentially centralized second layer not defeating the coin's entire concept? Really struggling here /biz/.

HOOHOO HAHA, IS NOW THE TIME I SPAM CAPS LOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

>>6701796

>>6698300
No this is the soyjack

>>6698048
For you
>>6698195
nearly 30