/biz/ - Business & Finance

I pretend to be a high class escort that is on holidays and only is available for photo/video selling right now. I make about 800 eurobucks per month with automated purchases via my website.
I even sell worn underwear via mail.

>graduated with cs degree from meme state school in 2021 with no debt
>accepted lower salary so I could work entirely remote
>still live in my college town so rent is $600
>grift vapes to students from vending machine at bar at an obscene markup
>currently 92 and sunny

gonna lay out by the pool today and tan while I work. life is good rn

>>49898041
sysadmin

>>49810163
sorry not sorry

NASDAQ bros... Today is our day.

Tech stocks on the rebound today boys

SOXL
PLTR
TSLA
TQQQ

PLTRannies report in

200 shares locked in

>>29974124
>>29974127

WHAT THE FUCK? A BARREL OIL JUST FLEW ABOVE MY HOUSE

OIL UNIRONICALLY @200$ EOY

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Why is nobody talking about the next Tesla? The only valid point made by fudders is that insiders sold less than 3% of their shares just as anyone would do. The rest of it is shitting on the CEOs mannerisms while ignoring the fact that it was unironically founded by the CIA (TOR was aswell an likely BTC)

>>29829740
Based young nigga OP
>t. 21 years old $450k nw

pltr bagholder here


bought at 38.50

gonna hold until may how fucked am I?

Also, this dip is definitely not like last March at all because the catalyst then was covid concerns because people unironically thought they were gonna die. This is just profit taking + uncertainty about stimulus

>>29633574
>>29633574

>Reading thread, realize how my parents used to do all of this when I was young.
>During my teenage years, they slowly but surely stop doing said thing.
>When I became 21 my parents crossed the wall between upper middle class and lower upper class.
>MFW socio-economic class really is built in to people's personality traits and is almost impossible to change in either direction, save for a small select few, my senpai included.

This insight is why I love you guys. We're all gonna make it.

I don't even know much about crypto, I just buy whatever /biz/ shills at the time

>>29011960
Thank you, thank you, please get comfortable.

oilchads i need those memes now
>>28902916
bought some Suncor up like 0.5%, i fucked up and could of been up 2% but got greedy and thought the jump at the start of the morning would die down at the end of the day

down 26% on PLTR

What do I buy to recover from this?

PLTR bros

>>28658982
>up to 30.5 within 5 mins

Remember how insane a 50 cent pump used to be?

>>28599298
I sold my stack to you at 8 cents

>>28485691
No problem friend. Remember me when you're buying your first yacht

Comfy CRSR chads report in

First for buy the crsr dip.

350$ eoy

First for all in on TSLA and CRSR