/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15478833
>link/btc charts

>>14317584
I liked him because he was a giant orange dildo up the ass of lefties and the lord knows I love a good shitshow especially on an international scale, not because I thought he was actually going to accomplish anything in particular.

That being said I'm still kind of dissapointed, I almost believed America would be great again for a moment. The final nail in the coffin for me was seeing him kiss the dead jew wall or whatever it is. Although one could argue that a country becomes great when it's filled with great men so if you look at it from that perspective no amount of shitposting and meme magic will save us.

The memes were fun tho

>>14137088
No because that would make me a multimillionaire and such a reality isn't possible. I'm sorry you had to exist in the same dimension as me, anon

sure what could go wrong
>let me tell you a little something about P2D2 payment systems, the 4th industrial revolution, and the jews cousin

You thought it was gunna moon

>>13976325
correct

wrong

Greetings /biz/, complete plebian here looking for a bit of advice (NYPA whatever).

I'm a 20 year old uni student who has never had a job or any serious amount of money. I live with my parents and own nothing of value. I know nothing about finance and only have one (what I think is called a debit account) bank account.

I've recently come into a decent amount of money by my standards and quite quickly (no CIA not by drug dealing), around £31,000.

What the fuck do I do with it? I've Googled what people do in similar scenarios like inheritance and shit and it seems you can be dragged into losing your money or sit on it and have it become worthless due to inflation.