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>>57703214
Remember when I called you
>The most specialist boy in the whole world?
Well you're really backing up my argument today.
>Look at meeeeeeeeeeee REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thats you.

So to recap on todays crypto baggie news
>Shillie Bessy
>Wants to coordinate criminal activity
>Tries to recruit Swedish Snus Supplies coloring book
>Felt like the most special BOY all day
>Cried when prison was inevitable
>played the IM TRANS card
>is still a boy
>triples down on his recruitment tactics

Did I miss anything?

Someone once told shillie billie

>"Investing is hard"

But lil shillie billie thought he was the most special boy in all the land

>IM MORE SPECIAL THAN THE OTHER BOYS

shillie billie invest in the wrong companies and funds, followed by the wrong crypto and lost all his money

>IM SPECIAL AND ALL MY FAILURES ARE SOMEONE ELSES FAULT

Before he knew it, shillie billie was margin called, because he was a silly boy trading on margin

>IM STILL THE MOST SPECIAL BOY TO EVER EXIST

shillie billie wonders into a Dutch Ditch Digging pda note and notices other boys playing and
having fun, because they couldn't be comfier.

>IM THE MOST SPECIAL BOY AND MY LIFE IS HARD BECAUSE THEY ARE HAPPIER THAN ME

shillie billie would come back, day after day, trying to make fun of the other boys who were having fun.

>IM MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU

Even when people would reply to shillie billie, he would double down on his sadness, and kek even harder.

>IM SPECIAL KEK KEK KEK LOOK AT MEEEEE

Eventually, one autist noticed shillie billie's speech patterns. shillie billie was not happy about this.

>IM MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU

Despite his best efforts, the autist wouldn't leave him alone. For once in his life, little shillie billie had someone who paid attention to him. Sadly, the only thing he could do after all this time was reply, time and time again with,

>IM THE MOST SPECIAL BOY IN THE WORLD

Not long after that, shillie billie lost everything he still had, when the world economy crashed.

>IM STILL SPECIAL REEEEEEEEEE

One day while begging in the streets of philly for money, shillie billie notices someone dropped a piece of paper in his cup. shillie billie opens the note, and this is what is said.

"Get Gud you scrub. Love, AUTISMO"

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>56465991
>56465772
>56465484
>56465432
>56465383
>56465238

This is what you look like when you show your face around here. Way too identifiable.

>AUTISMO NEVER FORGETS

Shillie Billie when he decides to IP hop.