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Hyperinflation Ritual

>>57215390
JUST CLOSET THE FUCKING DOOR

>>56960973
Jerome will save us

>"DOORS could be here" he thought, "I've never been inside a seal-able room before. There could be DOORS anywhere." The cool breeze from through the doorway felt good against his threadbare suit. "I HATE DOORS" he thought. Riders on the Storm reverberated his entire open mic, making it pulsate even as the $9 triple latte circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of room entrances. "Just close the fuckin' door. Close the door." he said to himself, out loud.

What the fuck is on this dude's mind today, do you think?

All I want out of this economy is to impregnate multiple zoomer girls. JUST five or six.. that's ALL I demand. Why the FUCK is this man working so hard to thwart me?!

This man is the reason I am involuntarily celibate...

What's his fucking problem? Does he just not want me to get laid ever again?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50118354
lol no one knows at all what's going to happen. Apparently bond markets are predicting we already had the 'soft landing' and it's heading back up. However, a lot of important 'economists' are basically publicly bullying the fed to keep raising rates though... so everything is up in the air. It's all on one man... what will he do?