/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>3658366
you do know the difference between boy and girl well. What was it that tipped you off? Her pronouns?

>be me
>21 yo college drop out. move back in with working class parents
>Sperg friend is part of computer club
>created his own miniaturized device that normally costs companies 10,000s of dollars
>IDEAS GUY time
>tell sperg friend we can make these and sell them to normies
>sperg friend all "but... muh open community" "we can't make this a business"
>bring him around
>next step walk into electronic store barefoot and get $15,000 advance on orders
>Buy parts in bulk
>store owner like "probably a bad idea, but YOLO"
>Offer old fag who use to make poker machines 10% of company if he votes my way in disputes b/w me and sperg friend
>3 months later he chickens out.
>get sister to make device while sitting watching TV. pay her a dollar for device
>sell it for $666 each.
>normies love it, eat them up like fruit
>3 years later we go public, I become multi-millionaire
>30 years later I die of totally preventable Pancreatic Cancer.
>Doesn't matter, I founded a company almost as valuble as Exxon Mobil

And that you stupid NEETs is how I founded Apple Computer. What's your fucking excuse?
>pic is the girl you could be fucking but you don't because you have a victim complex