/biz/ - Business & Finance

St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

>>56020835
he thinks they care about him.....

they just do it as part of a deal with their insurance and to make fun of you retard

>>55766879
You can't have a premined shitcoin, with zero revenue, in legal limbo be valued at $1 trillion.

There is no group of people yet stupid enough to commit to something like that.
$1 trillion and above MC is reserved for the world's best companies right now, the Googles, Amazon's, Apples of the world.

Not some scammy software company which pays banks to run trials of their shitty software, and has zero revenue, like Cripple.

back into the cage wagie
but before clean up the pee bottles

>>30358368
Good goyim, keep doing this for 40 more years and maybe you'll get to live about 5 years in retirement before you go back to work or die.

>>30205358
Yeah please dont. Buy cardano sirs. New fork out soon. Did you Charles latest video? Hes hiring 100 new influencers. Moon mission is for certain.

>>30083977
Get a stem degree or learn a real trade otherwise pic related will be you for the rest of your life or the next few weeks until you quit or rope yourself.

>>29971582
You'd have to clean it yourself wagie

>>29860863
I'm unfortunately starting to come around to this. I saw a lady walking her dog yesterday and the dog had a fucking mesh net over its head to stop covid.

£62k (around £3400/month after tax and pension payments)

With everything closed:
Mortgage: £600
Food, booze, takeaways: £300
Utility bills: £150
Random shit / vidya / petrol: About £150
Investment funds: £1000
Crypto: Whatever's left

Been able to save shitloads in the last year from working at home and there not being anywhere open to spend money, but my home is now my wagie cage which is almost as bad.

>>29775417
how to get my ass replaced by a newbie nig who'll get paid the new minimum 15$ with none of my experience because no major retailer in their right mind is going to give raise spikes to all their employees no matter how good they are because of what the government decided is now minimum wage. I already admitted to being a wagie, you really think negotiating an hourly pay is the same as negotiating salary? Good fucking luck with that working.

>>29696092

back to your cage wagie

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>>28072453
wagie wagie
get in cagie
all day long you sweat and ragie
NEET is comfy
NEET is cool
NEET is free from work and school
Wagie trapped and wagie dies
NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries

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This is not a joke. Look at this fucking psychopathic contraption, and let it sink in that Amazon managers planned this reality and are bringing it into existence. This is your future. See how the human soul and human body will be constrained, bonded, controlled, manipulated, harvested.... See the future you chose, Capitalists of /biz/.

>>24781092
>So let's start today's meeting, gentlemen. I would like to hear from logistics.
>Good morning. Logistics is on schedule. We have implemented the toilet points bonus system ,which allows the wagies to go to use the toilet if they overperformed for a certain amount of time. It increased work efficiency by 7%. Coupled with glass toilet doors and sloped toilet bowls it reduced the stolen corporate time by 90%.
>There are also some bad news - Johnson messed it up again and released stimulants, which caused the wagies to go apeshit. Some tried to break out of their cages and were charged with attempted damage to company property. The situation was quickly mitigated by an emergency sedative release. That's all for now.
>Ok. Marketing?
>Marketing here. Wagie 4532 trying to remove his vaccine tracking chip with a pencil. A report to the authorities followed. Wagie 4532 is terminated and stripped off his citizen rights. Otherwise the numbers are on schedule.
>Fine. Sales?
>Sales here. We have some very bad news. There was a hacking attack on our crowd control servers which resulted in a massive overdose and we lost 24 wagies. The projected quarterly numbers might be down as a result.

>>24331901
du würdest mehr verdienen wenn du bei amazon im lager pakete sortierst

3 weeks overdue on project cuz other team is dragging their feet and nitpicking when told to actually do their job.

Yearly review is 2 months behind, Team lead overthinks stuff.

I got 2 interviews lined up and a few more offers, so fuck them.