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I made so much money on my GME calls this week I decided to reward myself. You haven't lived until you've engaged in unprotected coitus with a prostitute. The girls I see regularly are a bit "vanilla" if you catch my drift but there isn't much I can do about that due to covid. I normally fly to Colombia every year as part of my ritual but I couldn't this year and it sucks. I miss feasting on hooker turds, just nibbling a little bit until it nauseates them. I force them to watch and threaten taking their tips away if they look away.