/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm going in jail in 8 days for an assault and dealing MD. For 1 year and 7 months.

YES it fucking sucks, but at least I live in a Nordic country where we have private sells with TVs, showers and other luxuries to pass the time. Might even pick up some studies and get myself fit again.

As far as I understand, I'm going to have limited and monitored access to the internet, which means crypto trading will most likely be out of the question. Even if I was allowed to trade, I don't want to risk some shitty guard stealing my private keys when monitoring my online time.

Following the recent dip, I have a bit over 100k€ invested in cryptos, and I'm looking to let it sit in my wallets until I get out in 19 months. I've already decided to put 30% in ETH and 20% in NEO, but want to diversify the rest in some lower cap coins with true long term potential.

Which coins will allow me to enjoy my freedom next year, /biz/?

>>6653405
Listen to this anon, my close friend went to jail for trading crypto for drugs. He had proxy's and fake accounts, but they still tracked him. It can happen to you to.

>>4101589
.... not getting any coins, fucking burgers are awake; go back to sleep before I detonate a nuke in the stratosphere above North America

>>3863234
Ok, what do I do after this part?

Welp it's official.
In going to jail for 6 months.
I have 37k in crypto and about 180k in cash.
What should I do with the money while I'm gone?
Long term holds? bury it in the ground?
How do I put the cash into crypto without arousing the suspicions of law enforcement?