/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52908704
>>52908719
day in the life of a fudster:
>wake up
>"ah fuck i shit myself again"
>wipe ass with bed sheet
>mom screams your name to come downstairs
>"I aint a lil kid mah!"
>anon is 38 years old
>comes down to the kitchen, boxer flap is open
>"honey put that little thing away and eat your coco puffs"
>dad doesnt bother to look up
>anon sits down, slurps his goyslop and dribbles milk onto his shirt
>"so when ya gettin a job, son"
>"I already have a job, I'm a FUDster"
>"A fudster? is that some kind of homosexual thing?
>"NO, I say bad things about coins I want to buy cheap and make losers sell early"
>"oh so it is a homosexual thing"
>anon angrily gets up and marches back upstairs
>"good luck up there, fudster!"
>checks binance account
>100 link, 1000 xrp
>"heh, good luck getting into the citadel dad"
>goes on /biz/
>opens notepad for buzzword file
>cracks knuckles
>"times to work my magic, schizos"