/biz/ - Business & Finance

>They bought the top
Enjoy holding for the next decade, retards.

See you guys in another 25 years

>be 25 yo boomer in 1929
>buys stocks at the peak just before the Great Depression
>the stock market doesn’t recover until 25 years later when the boomer is old or has most likely offed themselves

The collapse of 21st century “buy and hold” index fund investing will truly be glorious. Makes my dick hard knowing so many Redditor are going to jump off rooftops or hang themselves in the next Great depression.