/biz/ - Business & Finance

>See GME craze on WSB, Biz, etc.
>"Don't worry Apes, we stand with you as a community"
>Tell my 57yr old immigrant teacher father facing his retirement to buy into GME at 305 average 350 shares, practically all his retirement money
>Price blows up to ~450
>"dOn'T seLL AnOn, ShOrt SquEeZe ComInG SoOn lolz"
>father desperately wants to sell 1/28, I tell him Biz and WSB say the big short is coming, spend all day convincing him not to
>price collapses over the weekend, ai tell him not to lose hope
>price collapses at open and I have to see my father sob and yell in frustration as he will now have to work until at least 74

But at least I didn't have "Paper Hands", right faggots? You fucking devils deserve a cancer on your house, you FINANCIALLY RUINED ME

>>27355138

You lost all your assets and will now have to adjust to selling your time and labour for cash, but look at the bright side, at least you weren't called Paper Hands by some 16yr old boy on Reddit